Tried to make a 'healthy' kale smoothie. Ended up with swamp water. Send help.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. My oven is now an ash pit.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Food delivery 'gourmet meal' vs. what arrived. I'm suing for emotional damage.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty on a soggy bun. Expectations vs. Reality.