Me trying to adult vs. my favorite anime character handling the same situation.

Me trying to react to real-life problems like an anime protagonist: *epic monologue* *trips over air*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to explain my weekend plans to my dog like it's a deep anime monologue.

Me trying to walk in a straight line after watching too much anime: *naruto run* 'Believe it!'

Me watching a bug fly by: *anime protagonist battle music intensifies*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically into a wall*