When a celebrity uses your meme template... I've peaked. It's all downhill from here.

When a celebrity tweets something wild and the internet collectively loses its mind.

The wifi went down. I've officially reverted to my primal state, staring blankly at walls.

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

Me trying to act surprised when my friend tells me gossip I already know. (feat. Meryl Streep)

The wifi went down. I've forgotten how to human. Send help.

My New Year's resolutions lasted longer than my phone's battery. #2024fails