When the alarm goes off and I react like an anime character getting hit by a truck.

Me trying to adult vs. my brain screaming anime battle cries.

Me trying to explain my weekend plans to my dog like it's a deep anime monologue.

Me watching a bug fly by: *anime protagonist battle music intensifies*

Me trying to react to real-life problems like an anime protagonist: *epic monologue* *trips over air*

Me trying to walk in a straight line after watching too much anime: *naruto run* 'Believe it!'

Me trying to use anime logic to solve my real-life problems. Spoiler: it doesn't work.