My pet is either a majestic creature or a furry potato with chaos energy. No in-between.

My pet just sneezed directly into my coffee. This is my life now.

My cat just stared into the void for 5 minutes. I think it saw my search history.

My cat just stared into my soul while slowly pushing my coffee cup off the table. This is my life now.

My cat just knocked my coffee off the table then looked at me like *I* was the problem.

My cat just knocked over my coffee, then looked at me like *I* was the problem. 😼

My cat just knocked over my coffee. My dog then licked it up. This is my life.