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Everyone needs to read this
This is wild, didn't see that coming
Everyone needs to read this
We're living in interesting times
Finally some actual news worth reading
This is both fascinating and terrifying
My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.
My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.
My team scores: 'WE ARE THE GREATEST DYNASTY EVER!' Opponent scores: 'RIGGED! FIRE EVERYONE!' #SportsFans
My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey.
My team won, so I'm legally required to remind everyone for the next 7-10 business days.
My team scored. My neighbor heard me from 3 blocks away. Sorry, not sorry.