My New Year's Resolution was to cook more. I ordered takeout tonight. It's Jan 5th.



The way I screamed when I saw this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Pure gold content ๐

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Adding this to my meme collection

I can't stop laughing at this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My Monday morning mood is currently sponsored by 3 cups of coffee and 0 will to live. #MondayBlues

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.