My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before it kicks in.'



Bruh moment right here

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The way I screamed when I saw this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I can't stop laughing at this

This is why I love the internet

I feel personally attacked by this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My Monday morning mood is currently sponsored by 3 cups of coffee and 0 will to live. #MondayBlues

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.