My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh pot brewing at 6 AM.



Bruh moment right here

This made my whole day better

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

The internet was invented for moments like this

My therapist needs to see this

Saving this for future reference

This hits different at 3am

This hits different at 3am

My Monday morning mood is currently sponsored by 3 cups of coffee and 0 will to live. #MondayBlues

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.