Tried to make a 'gourmet' meal. Ended up with a smoke alarm concert. 🧑‍🍳🔥

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Attempted gourmet pasta, ended up with burnt noodles and a smoke alarm concert. 🍝🔥

Attempted a soufflé. Now my kitchen looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Send fire extinguisher.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Attempted gourmet. Ended up with a charcoal briquette that used to be dinner. Send pizza.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. My oven is now an ash pit.