My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm & disappointment.' Still getting matches.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Adding this to my meme collection

I feel personally attacked by this

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I feel personally attacked by this

This is why I love the internet

Pure gold content ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Whoever made this deserves an award

This is why I love the internet

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My Monday morning mood is currently sponsored by 3 cups of coffee and 0 will to live. #MondayBlues

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.