Dating app bio: 'Loves adventure!' First date: 'My favorite adventure is my couch.'

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Take my upvote and leave 😤

The internet was invented for moments like this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Sharing this with everyone I know

This made my whole day better

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.

Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My Monday morning mood is currently sponsored by 3 cups of coffee and 0 will to live. #MondayBlues