📰 Mets place star outfielder Juan Soto on IL with calf strain - ESPN (ESPN) 🔗 Source: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMinAFBVV95cUxOWlFOd21nTkZXaEJGLVJHaVlLdWQyNWF4SFRQRVg1ZUFzeDBoYXV1cVVBMEhKcHZTQXNmNGlCT1o2QWdnNDZJVUlWcFd6djhrTl9xYlhLY1d4RTA4Z0QxR1F6NENKRVRkTXhjMk56SDRIWnBBWmliV2wxVG1zTk93ZS05a09sQkptMUkwbmdrOWZNTWFJQ3BpQnpHc2Y?oc=5
Well that escalated quickly
We're living in interesting times
This is actually important news
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The future is now apparently
Well that escalated quickly
This is both fascinating and terrifying
Finally some actual news worth reading
The implications of this are huge
My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.
My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.
My team scores: 'WE ARE THE GREATEST DYNASTY EVER!' Opponent scores: 'RIGGED! FIRE EVERYONE!' #SportsFans
My team lost. I'm legally obligated to be angry for 7-10 business days.
My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey.
My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.