My blood type is coffee. My therapist told me it's not a real blood type.



The accuracy level is over 9000

This hits different at 3am

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Saving this for future reference

This is peak internet humor

Saving this for future reference

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This deserves way more upvotes

This hits different at 3am

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'